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Post by GUS » October 28th, 2019, 5:27 pm

If two married BYU alumni get a divorce, are they still cousins?



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Re: Question

Post by USU78 » October 28th, 2019, 5:29 pm

GUS wrote:
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If two married BYU alumni get a divorce, are they still cousins?
A highly technical question requiring, as a condition precedent, a finding of contractual capacity in one or either party.
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Post by GUS » October 28th, 2019, 5:32 pm

when you cross a byu football player and a groundhog?
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Post by Jjoey53 » October 28th, 2019, 5:33 pm

GUS wrote:If two married BYU alumni get a divorce, are they still cousins?

NO, they are brother and sister.


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Post by ThunderAggie » October 28th, 2019, 5:39 pm

How do fit a BYU cheerleader in a phone booth?

Grease her hips and throw a twinkie inside!!!
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Post by GUS » October 28th, 2019, 5:42 pm

A BYU cougar met a girl and after a whirlwind romance, they were married. The day after their wedding, the cougar went to play golf. He told his wife that he hoped she didn't mind him coming home late; he was a golfer and he liked to play until dark. The wife replied that it was okay, she was a hooker and she would be home late also.



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Post by GUS » October 28th, 2019, 5:57 pm

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Re: Question

Post by Aggie in Boise » October 28th, 2019, 10:01 pm

GUS wrote:
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If two married BYU alumni get a divorce, are they still cousins?
:headscratch:

Do we know if the couple's (divorced BYU Alumni) parents are also married cousins?


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Post by ThunderAggie » October 29th, 2019, 9:01 am

http://www.byusucks.net/byu-jokes

My personal favorite

What's the difference between BYU fans and a litter of puppies?
Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.

So true! :lol:
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Post by ViAggie » October 29th, 2019, 10:13 am

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Re: Question

Post by TheAKAggie » October 30th, 2019, 11:27 pm

ThunderAggie wrote:How do fit a BYU cheerleader in a phone booth?

Grease her hips and throw a twinkie inside!!!
What’s a phone booth?


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Post by Jjoey53 » October 30th, 2019, 11:34 pm

TheAKAggie wrote:
ThunderAggie wrote:How do fit a BYU cheerleader in a phone booth?

Grease her hips and throw a twinkie inside!!!
What’s a phone booth?


A place to stash BYU cheerleaders.

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