Captain Craig Smith

thansen · Post by **thansen** » November 28th, 2018, 8:25 am

Tweets from Captain Craig F. Smith

https://twitter.com/CaptCraigSmith?ref_ ... ans.com%2F

I really like the most recent one.

"The army known as the Utes continue to claim superiority over the Aggie people, yet despite our proximity they refuse to meet both Capt. Wells and I on the battlefield. The boasting is without merit and the cowardice most perplexing."

AGGIEinIOWA · Post by **AGGIEinIOWA** » November 28th, 2018, 8:41 am

These are pretty funny and clever.

flying_scotsman2.0 · Post by **flying_scotsman2.0** » November 28th, 2018, 8:46 am

Love it

Jjoey53 · Post by **Jjoey53** » November 28th, 2018, 9:56 am

That guy is a hoot, love it.

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ratofallaggies · Post by **ratofallaggies** » November 28th, 2018, 9:57 am

https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck

thansen · Post by **thansen** » November 28th, 2018, 10:15 am

This is plagiarism at it's finest. I'll take it.

AgMac · Post by **AgMac** » November 28th, 2018, 11:19 am

Well done. Very enjoyable!

TheAKAggie · Post by **TheAKAggie** » November 28th, 2018, 1:04 pm

So mad this isn’t me.

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BioAggie · Post by **BioAggie** » November 28th, 2018, 2:49 pm

USU78 · Post by **USU78** » November 28th, 2018, 3:38 pm

Texted this to my stepsons, pukies all. Here was their response:

"R***, we don't have time for this ... we have a pac 12 championship game to prepare for. Please respect our privacy."

Still laughing.

Post by **treesap32** » November 28th, 2018, 6:27 pm

Pure comedy gold. I've loved every tweet. Better than CaptainAndrewLuck if you ask me.

bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » November 29th, 2018, 10:35 am

Laughed right out today

El Sapo · Post by **El Sapo** » November 29th, 2018, 5:03 pm

bluegrouse wrote: ↑
November 29th, 2018, 10:35 am
Laughed right out today

Pure entertainment. I love it.

rAggie · Post by **rAggie** » November 29th, 2018, 11:32 pm

So very good.

Olderthandirt · Post by **Olderthandirt** » November 30th, 2018, 12:25 am

So Funny. "The cowardice most perplexing" is my favorite.

Smokin Joe · Post by **Smokin Joe** » December 1st, 2018, 9:34 pm

Coach Smith is awesome!

bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » December 1st, 2018, 11:50 pm

hipsterdoofus21 · Post by **hipsterdoofus21** » December 1st, 2018, 11:57 pm

Is this really Coach Smith writing these?

Post by **ProvoAggie** » December 1st, 2018, 11:58 pm

hipsterdoofus21 wrote:Is this really Coach Smith writing these?

That would be amazing but no.

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bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » December 2nd, 2018, 12:00 am

That’s about the only thing that would make Smith even better.

hipsterdoofus21 · Post by **hipsterdoofus21** » December 2nd, 2018, 12:02 am

I didn't think it was, but some of the comments by others made me wonder if I was in the wrong.

Miguk Aggie · Post by **Miguk Aggie** » December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am

Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.

ususports · Post by **ususports** » December 2nd, 2018, 5:51 am

Miguk Aggie wrote: ↑
December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am
Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.

What?!

Blitz79 · Post by **Blitz79** » December 2nd, 2018, 7:50 am

Miguk Aggie wrote: ↑
December 2nd, 2018, 2:47 am
Coach Smith isn't writing these? I feel like I did when I found out there is no Santa. Depressing.

You are just being naughty. Santa comes to my house every year.

bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » December 4th, 2018, 12:50 am

Bloody brilliant

RigAggie · Post by **RigAggie** » December 4th, 2018, 2:27 pm

My favorite:

"We have intercepted an enemy scout on his route home to Provo. The boy said he believes us to be nothing more than backwoods Ogden farmers. His idea of comedy is nothing more than pitiful buffoonery."

WAAggie · Post by **WAAggie** » December 4th, 2018, 10:32 pm

Some one is keyed into the rhetoric. BYU fans reference to Ogden is a cougar board orgasmic joke for them.

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Aggieiester · Post by **Aggieiester** » December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm

I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.

Post by **AGinNEIowa** » December 5th, 2018, 7:23 am

Aggieiester wrote: ↑
December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm
I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.

was it as good as Knute Lombardi? That was some great writing.

Post by **treesap32** » December 5th, 2018, 9:22 am

El Sapo · Post by **El Sapo** » December 7th, 2018, 11:07 am

Aggieiester wrote: ↑
December 4th, 2018, 10:49 pm
I don't know if any of you remember a poster on a previous generation of this message board by the name of capt'n. That was some pure gold.

If I remember correctly he would talk about chance meetings /conversations over adult beverages with coaches / administrators etc., in Franklin at the bar, or canoeing with a shirtless school president and a cooler of beer at 1st dam, or some other local hotspot? hahahahah I'm cracking up just thinking about it

bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » December 8th, 2018, 7:04 pm

bluegrouse · Post by **bluegrouse** » December 12th, 2018, 7:25 pm

Post by **treesap32** » December 14th, 2018, 8:07 am

Miguk Aggie · Post by **Miguk Aggie** » January 20th, 2019, 2:00 am

The latest entries of Captain Smith are excellent.

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