Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

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Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by ineptimusprime » December 20th, 2019, 8:34 pm

1. Poking yourself in the eye.
2. (I can't express myself without swearing) your pants in public.
3. Watching Grey’s Anatomy.
4. Having a stroke.
5. Getting hit by a train.

Feel free to continue the list.

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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by TrueAggieman » December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm

Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by GUS » December 20th, 2019, 9:11 pm

Placing your nuts in a vice.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by USU78 » December 20th, 2019, 9:13 pm

Betty White doing a pole dance
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by NavyBlueAggie » December 20th, 2019, 9:14 pm

Proctology exam with the practitioner wearing hockey gloves and on a caffeine high.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by Intermeddler » December 20th, 2019, 9:15 pm

TrueAggieman wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm
Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
Why Lee Corso?
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by ThunderAggie » December 20th, 2019, 9:17 pm

Kissing a BYU cheerleader....okay maybe thats too far.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by ineptimusprime » December 20th, 2019, 9:18 pm

Intermeddler wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:15 pm
TrueAggieman wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm
Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
Why Lee Corso?
Counterpoint — why not Lee Corso?
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by Intermeddler » December 20th, 2019, 9:28 pm

ineptimusprime wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:18 pm
Intermeddler wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:15 pm
TrueAggieman wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm
Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
Why Lee Corso?
Counterpoint — why not Lee Corso?
Haha I mean a scrotum removal is probably bad enough without regard to the person doing it. Seems very specific. At least he’d be able to tell Gameday stories during the ordeal.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by ThunderAggie » December 20th, 2019, 9:30 pm

Intermeddler wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:28 pm
ineptimusprime wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:18 pm
Intermeddler wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:15 pm
TrueAggieman wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm
Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
Why Lee Corso?
Counterpoint — why not Lee Corso?
Haha I mean a scrotum removal is probably bad enough without regard to the person doing it. Seems very specific. At least he’d be able to tell Gameday stories during the ordeal.
Lol, that is true! Maybe do a head gear pick on which nurse will do the best.
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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by bigblue » December 20th, 2019, 9:41 pm

Intermeddler wrote:
ineptimusprime wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:18 pm
Intermeddler wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 9:15 pm
TrueAggieman wrote:
December 20th, 2019, 8:36 pm
Having Lee Corso slowly cut off your scrotum.
Why Lee Corso?
Counterpoint — why not Lee Corso?
Haha I mean a scrotum removal is probably bad enough without regard to the person doing it. Seems very specific. At least he’d be able to tell Gameday stories during the ordeal.
Maybe he'll be wearing the Oregon duck head while he's doing it and slip. Image

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Re: Things more enjoyable than watching our defense

Post by sockpuppet » December 20th, 2019, 9:43 pm

Smoking a quality joint with good friends in Millennial Towers.
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