Wild Bill coming to Auburn?

AuburnPlainsman · Post by **AuburnPlainsman** » August 30th, 2011, 7:59 pm

This guy is welcome to Auburn any day...

Post by **ProvoAggie** » August 30th, 2011, 8:10 pm

I doubt it. He typically has to travel at his own expense and doesn't typically make it to road games. He does love Aggie Football but I don't think he goes to road games most of the time.

AuburnPlainsman · Post by **AuburnPlainsman** » August 30th, 2011, 8:18 pm

If he does he can meet our Mr. Penny (similar fixture as Wild Bill, albeit not exactly the same). We had a fund raiser to get him tickets out to Glendale for the BCSCG.

crazywookie · Post by **crazywookie** » August 30th, 2011, 8:57 pm

I like Mr. Penny's style. Cheers!

NVAggie · Post by **NVAggie** » August 30th, 2011, 9:34 pm

Wild Bill doesn't have much loose change. He had several issues with his health that put him in the hole financially.

Intermeddler · Post by **Intermeddler** » August 30th, 2011, 11:37 pm

Wild Bill's father also passed away a few days ago.

BLUERUFiO · Post by **BLUERUFiO** » August 30th, 2011, 11:44 pm

Intermeddler wrote:Wild Bill's father also passed away a few days ago.

Man, what a bummer. Thoughts and Prayers go out to the family.

BizEagle · Post by **BizEagle** » August 31st, 2011, 10:01 am

Gotta get some shoes like Mr.Penny's

Post by **ProvoAggie** » August 31st, 2011, 10:17 am

Bill is too cool to wear shoes. Most of the time he barely has anything on.

xtremeat · Post by **xtremeat** » August 31st, 2011, 11:16 am

ProvoAggie wrote:Bill is too cool to wear shoes. Most of the time he barely has anything on.

I heard on the radio yesterday morning that there is a direct correlation to age and the size of swim trunks men wear....
ie:
15-25- knee length board shorts
25-35- above the knee board shorts
35-45- mid thigh board shorts aka stocktons mid 80's era
45-55- speedos
55+ banana hammocks!!

So my question is, at WB's current age and his propensity for wearing scandalous clothes and costumes...... at what rate of speed would he accelerate the above mentioned table?

crazywookie · Post by **crazywookie** » August 31st, 2011, 11:22 am

xtremeat wrote:
ProvoAggie wrote:Bill is too cool to wear shoes. Most of the time he barely has anything on.

I heard on the radio yesterday morning that there is a direct correlation to age and the size of swim trunks men wear....
ie:
15-25- knee length board shorts
25-35- above the knee board shorts
35-45- mid thigh board shorts aka stocktons mid 80's era
45-55- speedos
55+ banana hammocks!!

So my question is, at WB's current age and his propensity for wearing scandalous clothes and costumes...... at what rate of speed would he accelerate the above mentioned table?

Wild Bill

15-25 Knee length Board Shorts
25-35 Teapot Costome, Mermaid Bra, Chippendale Pants, Blond Highlights, Peter Pan themed speedo and snappy hat ... I forgot the rest.

35+ straight to banana hammocks and speedos!!

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